There is only one reason I wrote this. My IndiRank is down to 36/100. I don't care about it. No, I don't. I seriously don't! It made me realize how neglected my baby would be feeling. I mean, I started this blog about... uh, 1.5 years ago when I had absolutely nothing going in my life, all empty, all sad, all depressed. This was the one place I was always there. I took care of it, so well, and then CA Final happened. That bitch! And I've started neglecting my baby. Bad mommy, I am! Well, no more!
So, what's new?
1. I MET MY SOUL SISTER!
She's two years elder to me, she loves shoes, she's brutally honest, rude, offensive and vulgar. EXACTLY! MY SOUL-F-ING-SISTER!
2. I've started watching Grey's Anatomy! I want Cristina Yang. I also want Kate Moennig from The L-Word. Get them for me, will you? Especially Kate. <3 Oh! And Preston Burke from Grey's Anatomy. Y-U-M-M-Y.
3. I am surprisingly and shockingly good at public speaking! The last time I spoke in public was in 7th standard. I was in the Yellow house in school. The students were asked to participate in speeches so that the respective teachers could select the best out of them (for a school competition between the houses). We had to speak for two whole minutes. Appa prepared on the topic for me. "Information Technology". He even wrote me a beautiful speech. I think it was beautiful. Duh! I mean, Appa wrote it. It had to be. Anyway, I stood in front of the class, opened my mouth and froze, my legs were literally shaking and sweating. I FORGOT THE TOPIC OF MY SPEECH. I was rejected outright and never dared to go up on stage ever again.
Until, the ICAI made Communication skills class compulsory for budding Chartered Accountants and I had to attend public speaking lectures (where I met my soul sister; she's cool). Anyway, I've spoken to 51 strangers (IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!) about my professional history (teehee), my mischievous childhood (just two instances), my likes and dislikes and my opinion on euthanasia. On the last topic, I was even told by the teacher that my pacing was great, speaking was wonderful, voice modulation superb and that she had goosebumps when she was listening to me. Beat that, school-me, who forgot the topic! Hahaha!
4. At the beginning of my study leave, I exercised diligently and put on weight. I stopped exercising about two months before my exam and lost weight. As on the date of re-joining office, I lost 4kgs. Take that. \m/
*I'm pretty sure I've lost more in the past 2-3 days. Read on*
5. So, I finally got drunk. Didn't take me much since I was drinking after almost a year and my body was just such a beautiful blank slate. It took two Long Island Iced Teas and a beer to get me sloshed, IN PUBLIC. I made a complete fool of myself in front of my friend (we met after a year and a half, great fun!) AND her school friend who bumped into us AND HIS FRIENDS whom neither me nor my friend knew. So, yeah. I think I'm being called "the chick who got drunk on 2 LITs and was practically speaking to the table" in the Bombay suburbs. I'm never setting foot inside that place again.
6. The above event resulted in me throwing up my insides and a severe bout of dysentery (don't ask; don't sympathize; don't even try to empathize with me). Nope, not the worst part. Thing is, we got sloshed in the mall. I had to sober up and head home. I threw up at the mall first. Sobered up a little. Went home and ran straight up to the bathroom. Showered, threw up, went to bed. Woke up at 2, threw up, went to bed. Woke up at 3 threw up and never went to bed and suffered from dry heaves all through the night.
Also, I had to attend this Communication skills lecture the next day AND participate in a Group Discussion with not a morsel of food in my body AND my head ready to explode AND entirely sleep deprived. Apparently I was very good at the GD. Who knew! I almost gave up alcohol. BUT, NO. I'm all okay now. When are we drinking next?
7. FUCK! I AM GOOD AT PUBLIC SPEAKING. HAHAHAHAHHA.
Good night, bitches! :) :) :) :)
So, what's new?
1. I MET MY SOUL SISTER!
She's two years elder to me, she loves shoes, she's brutally honest, rude, offensive and vulgar. EXACTLY! MY SOUL-F-ING-SISTER!
2. I've started watching Grey's Anatomy! I want Cristina Yang. I also want Kate Moennig from The L-Word. Get them for me, will you? Especially Kate. <3 Oh! And Preston Burke from Grey's Anatomy. Y-U-M-M-Y.
3. I am surprisingly and shockingly good at public speaking! The last time I spoke in public was in 7th standard. I was in the Yellow house in school. The students were asked to participate in speeches so that the respective teachers could select the best out of them (for a school competition between the houses). We had to speak for two whole minutes. Appa prepared on the topic for me. "Information Technology". He even wrote me a beautiful speech. I think it was beautiful. Duh! I mean, Appa wrote it. It had to be. Anyway, I stood in front of the class, opened my mouth and froze, my legs were literally shaking and sweating. I FORGOT THE TOPIC OF MY SPEECH. I was rejected outright and never dared to go up on stage ever again.
Until, the ICAI made Communication skills class compulsory for budding Chartered Accountants and I had to attend public speaking lectures (where I met my soul sister; she's cool). Anyway, I've spoken to 51 strangers (IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!) about my professional history (teehee), my mischievous childhood (just two instances), my likes and dislikes and my opinion on euthanasia. On the last topic, I was even told by the teacher that my pacing was great, speaking was wonderful, voice modulation superb and that she had goosebumps when she was listening to me. Beat that, school-me, who forgot the topic! Hahaha!
4. At the beginning of my study leave, I exercised diligently and put on weight. I stopped exercising about two months before my exam and lost weight. As on the date of re-joining office, I lost 4kgs. Take that. \m/
*I'm pretty sure I've lost more in the past 2-3 days. Read on*
5. So, I finally got drunk. Didn't take me much since I was drinking after almost a year and my body was just such a beautiful blank slate. It took two Long Island Iced Teas and a beer to get me sloshed, IN PUBLIC. I made a complete fool of myself in front of my friend (we met after a year and a half, great fun!) AND her school friend who bumped into us AND HIS FRIENDS whom neither me nor my friend knew. So, yeah. I think I'm being called "the chick who got drunk on 2 LITs and was practically speaking to the table" in the Bombay suburbs. I'm never setting foot inside that place again.
6. The above event resulted in me throwing up my insides and a severe bout of dysentery (don't ask; don't sympathize; don't even try to empathize with me). Nope, not the worst part. Thing is, we got sloshed in the mall. I had to sober up and head home. I threw up at the mall first. Sobered up a little. Went home and ran straight up to the bathroom. Showered, threw up, went to bed. Woke up at 2, threw up, went to bed. Woke up at 3 threw up and never went to bed and suffered from dry heaves all through the night.
Also, I had to attend this Communication skills lecture the next day AND participate in a Group Discussion with not a morsel of food in my body AND my head ready to explode AND entirely sleep deprived. Apparently I was very good at the GD. Who knew! I almost gave up alcohol. BUT, NO. I'm all okay now. When are we drinking next?
7. FUCK! I AM GOOD AT PUBLIC SPEAKING. HAHAHAHAHHA.
Good night, bitches! :) :) :) :)
