Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest vous êtes!

By far one of the dumbest things I have ever heard in my almost-22-years of existence!

The following is an actual conversation between a not-so-proficient-in-English colleague of mine and me (okay, okay, I am not all that great in English either!) :

Shreesha: Hmm.. I hope the manager doesn't come here tomorrow to inspect our work. I need to leave a little early. He is at XYZ & Co. now, they have a deadline sometime soon.
Colleague: Yes, I know, I can't stand him. When is their deadline?
Shreesha: On the seventeenth of this month.
Colleague: Seventeen or seventy?

Yeah, dear colleague, the reporting is happening on the seventieth of this month! :-|

Comments are most welcome!!

Enough jokes on us Ladies!

Received this text from a friend and thought of it to be.. umm.. allow the message to speak for itself.

Enough jokes on us Ladies. Now, it's time for some male bashing (for a change) : 

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares???

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind

    ii) no business

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!

Share this with women who need a laugh and men who can handle it.

*All you ladies out there, inputs are MOST welcome!*

Cheers!

Reader's Digest, I love thy jokes!

I have to say this. I LOVE RD! I have been a big fan ever since mum introduced me to them.

So, the January, 2013 issue of RD (India) has this one joke (all of them are great, this one joke had mum and me laughing for hours on end):

Page 52

Humour Editor Andy Simmons has his own book Now that's Funny, filled with jokes, anecdotes, essays and interviews from his nine years at RD.

Favourite dolt who reminds me that I am smarted than atleast one person:

Londoner X arrived home to find her husband, Y, in front of a mirror "just staring at himself, his pupils tiny." Y, a newly trained hypnotist, had accidentally hypnotized himself while rehearsing a new act and had been standing like that for five hours." 

I'm still laughing :) Hopefully, so will you.

Regards